[October 2009]

It turns out that Kanye West was supposed to die on October 20, 2009 (or something like that) via car accident but instead he jumped out in front of the guy giving the speech and he said, "Preacher, Ima let ya finish, but I had a better hoax than Balloon Boy. No, shut the fuck up, priest. You fucking idiot. Fuck you. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL!"

It was a disappointment because everyone was like "OMG kanye west is dead" and he actually wasn't....weird, isn't it?